Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion couldn't tell what to make of Fandom at first. The conversations he could eavesdrop on were over his head figuratively as well as literally, the clothing was odd -- skirts too short, trousers too fitted -- and it seemed as though many people in the crowd spent an inordinate amount of time talking into or tapping at small tablets.

It was fascinating. (Especially the skirts.) He took a place with his back against a tree, watching for this 'Columbus Ohio.' Not a Westeros name, but that was as much as he knew.

( Someone was calling his name.... )